Generic Love Poem

Call a                      doctor/ plumber/ priest
My heart is              broken/ leaking/ deceased
My life is                 worthless/ so much better/ over
I'm going to             kill myself/ tell your wife/ Dover
How could you       leave me/ not know/ lie?
I hope you               return my stuff/ come back/ die
I'll never                  forget you/ forgive you/ go away
I need                      closure/ a DNA test/ to tell you I'm gay
Your                        face/ crotch/ top of your back
Is                             so beautiful/ lumpy/ unusually slack
Your                        ex/ mother/ best friend from school
Always                    made me great coffee/ feel inadequate/ drool
I will                        miss you/ kill you/ stalk you forever
That way we can     be friends/ get away with it/ be together
I'm sorry                  you did this/ I did this /we failed
I promise                 to pay you/ dye it back/ get you bailed
Please don't             leave me/ show the Polaroids/ write or call


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- Turkish Delight